Ares jokes

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.

Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't have a home plate.

What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?

Not all are friends.

Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.

Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣

People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

Last but not least, we play Twister.

People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.

Roses are red, violets are blue.