Ares jokes
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According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.