Ares jokes

If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?

None of them. Immigration service is.

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

Want to know what I do in my freetime?

Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.

What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?

How rare they are.

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Home."

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.