Ares jokes

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘

Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?

Patient: Cancer, why?

Doctor: What are the chances?

Patient: Of what?

President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.

Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Trees are just bushes with lift kits.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Home."

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.