Ares jokes
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?