Ares jokes

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"

What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?

Family size.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

The 3 life rules:

1.

2.

3.

Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.

Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?

Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"

Japan: "We are the ammo."

How is there evidence of climate change?

The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!

What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?

"Who are you wearing?"

Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!