Ares jokes

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."

Why do orphans go to church?

Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.

If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

How are orphans like broken pencils?

Neither of them have points.

*Titanic was sinking.*

Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?

Captain: Two miles.

Passenger: Which way are we going?

Captain: Down.

What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?

Nothing, they are both orphans.

Why are emos jealous of light?

The lights are hanging.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.