Ares jokes
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.