Arent jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
Aren't I badly good?
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Rape jokes aren't funny.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.