Arent jokes

Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?

Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!

Why can't an orphan be a criminal?

Because they aren't wanted.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.

Why aren't blind people in Brazil?

Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.

Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!

What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?

Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.

What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.

People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).

Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.

One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."

The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."

The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."

And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."

The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”

All dumbs aren't blonde.

Bisexuals aren’t gay.

Bisexuals aren’t straight.

They’re graight! 😂

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.

Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.

Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.

Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.