Arent jokes
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Sayori jokes aren't funny. :-:
I went through that once, you know...
Jokes are not funny.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!