Arent jokes
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.