Arent jokes

Panda

  • A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.

    The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"

    She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."

    The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."

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    Law

  • The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.

    Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.

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    Generation

  • The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

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    Virgin

  • Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

    Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

    Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

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    Head

  • I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

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  • Cancer

  • Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

    But the cancer patients aren't.

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  • Indian

  • Two Indians are walking beside a river...

    One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.

    "The White Man was here."

    "How can you tell?"

    "We're speaking English, aren’t we?"

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    Depression

  • Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.

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