Arent jokes
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.