Arent jokes
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Memes
what your cat does when u aren´t home
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!