Arent jokes
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.