Arent jokes

Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

Rape jokes aren't funny.

My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.

"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."

Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.

All dumbs aren't blonde.

I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.

Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.

While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."

So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

Bisexuals aren’t gay.

Bisexuals aren’t straight.

They’re graight! 😂

That shit was trash. You can't handle me.

Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?

Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

Why can't an orphan be a criminal?

They aren't wanted.

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...