Application Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Jk

"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."

Porn star

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

Memes

Screen time

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Bro I'm on twitter way too much. I'm genuinely obsessed." The second message, in blue, reads, "Why do you have 107 hours on Applebee's?" Above the text messages is a screen time report. Applebee's is listed as the most used app with 107 hours. Twitter is second with 10 hours and 21 minutes. Safari is third with 4 hours and 8 minutes. YouTube is fourth with 1 hour and 26 minutes.

Application memes

Mom

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.

Ugliness

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

App

IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW

Memes

Abstinence

A screenshot of an app tracking abstinence from smoking/vaping and pooping. The smoking/vaping abstinence time is 365 days, while the pooping abstinence time is 12 days.

Job

The image shows a job posting with the title 'Head Receiver'. Below it states 'Typically responds within 4', followed by a salary of '$18-$25 an hour', and an 'Easily apply' button.

Account

managed to log into cupcakes mcdonalds account

Screenshot of the McDonald's app showing 2,010,520 points in the My Rewards section.

Job

Lmao

A cat stands among penguins with the text "When you lie on the application but still get the job" displayed on the left.

Guy

chat i found me.

A man is smiling with his eyes half closed. He has a beard and cartoonish cat ears and hearts drawn on the picture. The text on the image says: "Getting Rejected from Art School"

Hand

A split-panel image. The left panel shows a hand holding playing cards (an ace and a king). The text above reads, "My hands look like this." The right panel shows a hand signing a document titled "Divorce Application". The text above the document reads, "So hers can look like this."

Pfp

Phone

A phone screen is filled with various porn apps such as Pornhub, Youporn, XHamster, and others. A question is written at the bottom, "Any one else's phone have this symbol??"

WhatsApp

Shower

A cartoon man with a stern expression says, "Please take a shower immediately."

Application memes

Community

Yall... I just got rejected by explain bear..

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

Poll

best mod?

They brought back tiktokkkkkkk😋🥳🥳🥳

Application Community