Application jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."

An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.

Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!

Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.

Which do you choose?

IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫