Your mama is so ugly she summoned Bloody Mary. She handed her an application through the mirror.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa .☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids
What is Instagram called in USA? Instaounce.
You are so ugly when you went to haunted house you came back with job application
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan . Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper. SO they didn't want to Post M"loan.
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Entered The Scare Factory She Came Out With a Job Application
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
