I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
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I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3