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24 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Bro I'm on twitter way too much. I'm genuinely obsessed." The second message, in blue, reads, "Why do you have 107 hours on Applebee's?" Above the text messages is a screen time report. Applebee's is listed as the most used app with 107 hours. Twitter is second with 10 hours and 21 minutes. Safari is third with 4 hours and 8 minutes. YouTube is fourth with 1 hour and 26 minutes.
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    39 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
    A smartphone screen showing an app usage list. The list displays app names, 'on screen' time, 'background' time, and total time. Visible apps include 'Torch' (53h 52m on screen), 'Clash of Clans' (33h 50m on screen), and 'Instagram' (9h 54m on screen). A red oval highlights the 'Instagram' entry, which also shows '6h 23m background' and a total of '16h 17m'. White text overlayed on the bottom part of the image reads: 'Been on insta a little too long.. gotta detox'.
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    • Knowledge

    44 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    An illustration divided diagonally. On the left side, a person is lying on their stomach, looking at a television, with a shadow that appears to be two beer bottles and a remote control. On the right side, a person is sitting cross-legged, reading a book, with a shadow showing a fantastical landscape, including a castle, planets, rockets, and a dinosaur. Above the illustration, in a purple banner, the text reads: 'Knowledge is KEY 💯💯'. Below the diagonal line, near the center, there is a small watermark '@flop_the_fllix'.
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    • Hunting

    14 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    A painting depicts ancient people engaged in hunting and gathering activities in a rural landscape. In the foreground, a man with a tool on his shoulder walks with a dog. In the background, other figures are working near thatched huts and animals like cows and pigs. Overlaid on the left side of the image is a smartphone screen displaying a scene from "Family Guy" where Peter, Meg, and Brian are playing a board game. Text on the phone screen reads "20 Funny Scenes", "Family Guy", "animation", and "Disney". A black bar at the top of the image contains the text "hunting and gathering boring ahh hell".
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    • Relationship

    3 views · joker · 5 years ago

    If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.

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