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30 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
A screenshot of an app tracking abstinence from smoking/vaping and pooping. The smoking/vaping abstinence time is 365 days, while the pooping abstinence time is 12 days.
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    • Day

    28 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A screenshot of comments on the website Pornhub. The first comment by user Jj75312 says "1 like = 1 day without fapping" and has 4597 likes. The next comment by MmmYeah98 says "Imao" and has 1 like. The last comment by QWBXEU says "12 years bruh" and has 20 likes.
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    34 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

    Hol up

    The image shows a four-panel comic strip followed by a screenshot from the game "Among Us". In the first four panels, a man is shown sitting at a table on four different "free days": "tobacco free day", "alcohol free day", "coffee free day", and "masturbation free day". In each panel, he has a smoking object in his mouth. The fifth panel is a screenshot of the "Among Us" game, showing an "Emergency Meeting". Text on the image says, "EMERGENCY MEETING" and "Calera".
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    • Catholic priest

    60 views · Holy Father · 2 years ago

    Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?

    Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.

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