What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
My dishwasher is broke.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
