What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working
Hit your wife harder
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing It"s an egg joke
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
