Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
"This vacuum sucks!"
Vacuum: "Yes, I do."
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
