Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
I got stuck in the dryer again brother say less
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
what's the difference between a little boy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
Why do brides wear white?
So the match the kitchen appliances
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL
How do you clean ash of a stove with chemicals
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
