So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.
