What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
