Appearance jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.

Me: Your ugly...

Person: I'm not your mirror...

Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p

Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂

I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.

Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.

Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.

If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?

Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.

Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.

Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.

Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."

Walnut says, "I look like a brain."

Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."

Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.

Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?

You look good with anything, but nothing works too.

Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!