Appearance jokes
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Ur face.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
You're so ugly!
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.