Appearance jokes
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.