Appearance jokes

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Boss: Can I do a reference check?

Me: I don’t have a...

*sensei appears*

Me: oh no

Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.

Boss: What's kiz...

Sensei:😈

Me: Oh no, here we go.

Sensei: Kizma AS-

Arden is so fat!

Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.

Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.