Appearance jokes
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Memes
i look so messy ong
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.