Appearance jokes

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

Your hairline is dancing umlando.

Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.

Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!

Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."