Appearance jokes

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Arden is so fat!

I am a fat girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?

Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

Stranger: Do you need a doctor?

How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"