Appearance jokes
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
You built like you in the 1980's!
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Arden is so fat!
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.