Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Arden is so fat!
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
My wiener's small.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
