Appearance jokes
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.