Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Arden is so fat!
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
My wiener's small.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!