Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Arden is so fat!
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Memes
like this if u think its sexy
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.