Appearance jokes
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
You built like you in the 1980's!
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Arden is so fat!
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.