Appearance jokes
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.