It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Hot man is sexy.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Your hairline!
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
