Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Appearance Jokes
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
My wiener's small.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Your hairline looks like a car!
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
