Appearance jokes
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Memes
Me showing up to school thinking I had a glow up
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.