Appearance jokes
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!