Appearance jokes

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.

I had to fix his collarbone.

Long hair Danny, the fanny.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!