Appearance jokes
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Aaron is ginger.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Low taper fade
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Cardi B has very long nails.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.