Appearance jokes

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.

Your hairline starts at the back of your head.

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.

My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"

Me: "Where?"

Friend: "In front of me."

I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.

Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.