Appearance jokes
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
You look as fat as a pig.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
when u look like this but your the only one it the group that can pull bitches but u straight
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!