Appearance jokes
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
You look as fat as a pig.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.