Appearance jokes

I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.

Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.

Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.

Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.

I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"

Me: "Where?"

Friend: "In front of me."

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.