Appearance jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Show yourself.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.