Appearance jokes

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"

Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.

Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.