Appearance

Appearance jokes

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.