Appearance jokes

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.

Man's hairline is back-court violation!

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!