Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
You're more uglier.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
