Appearance jokes
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Show yourself.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.