Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?

Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”