Appearance jokes
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.