Appearance jokes

Boss: Can I do a reference check?

Me: I don’t have a...

*sensei appears*

Me: oh no

Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.

Boss: What's kiz...

Sensei:😈

Me: Oh no, here we go.

Sensei: Kizma AS-

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!

Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.

Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."