Appearance jokes
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(