Appearance jokes
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.