Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"