Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
you look like a cat
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
