What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Appearance Jokes
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
