Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
