Appearance jokes
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."