Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Appearance Jokes
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
