Appearance jokes
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.