Appearance jokes

Boy: Hey! I love you...

Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.

*boy sent a pic of his dic*

Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.

Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.

Jobs,

50 shapes head.

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

Your reflection.

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?

Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!

Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.

Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.

You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.

Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.

What's the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.

My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.