Your reflection.
Appearance Jokes
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
My sis a fat cow.
