A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
You're tiny!
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him.
The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Your face.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
Hot water look a**.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
