I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
Your face is a joke.
