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To anyone who wants to be my friend-

Hello. Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat tysm 'Have a greaat day! Alex <3

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”

The teacher once said to some students ̈i was an orphan before your principle hired me. ̈ the students said ̈oof that is sad ̈ the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ̈is anyone missing ̈ the students said ̈your parents. ̈ the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job

A week before Christmas my wife left me, she said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore. On Christmas eve Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "all I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world." On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. Will point is does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included

1 Gwen

2 water sharky So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀