Anyone jokes

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Anyone remember the following?

Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?

How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?

Why is death taken so lightly?

Because anyone can take it.

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, I'm just a burden.

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.