Anyone jokes
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
Anyone remember the following?
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!