Anyone

Anyone jokes

Roll

Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

Wife

Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?

Memes

Song

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

Orphan

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."

Account

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

Class

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

Name

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Orphan

How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?

Orphanage

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

Love

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

Pizza

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.