Anyone jokes

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)

Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.

Why is death taken so lightly?

Because anyone can take it.

How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?