Anyone Jokes

i love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were! :)

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad ya definitely got the last laugh!

Why any orphans have sex? Because they can't call anyone daddy

ruby-white-rabbit
I can both hear this image, and feel it hitting me in
the face
rockintwink
pi-TONK
thecuddlyfork
anyone else smell it?

anyone here?

Hi I'm Claire, I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends" and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice?, Protective?, Single? If anyone has anymore information about him please tell me.

im bored in class anyone wanna chat

anyone know sadgirl101?

ok heres a story about the church the there was 2 parents, then they have a baby, then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his fore head guess he was big headed, sorry if this offends anyone or make this joke bad since i keep writing this