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When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, im just a burden.

Hey is anyone’s mom missing yea yours

ok Gwen ill be offline for a while.... so if anyone by my name types anything its a fake. the only way u know its me if i say one of my nicknames. ok so yea take care of my account while im gone. BYE!!!!

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone and the nun says yes a fucking hot girl

Does anyone know the song that goes like. Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na

mate. my wife susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift? xx

You know, people allways tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the world trade center that? 🤔

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

anyone go to success jonesboro ar 😁😁😁

how gave orphans have names because they dont have anyone to give them names

1273 My mother does not love me nor does anyone and my family

I feel weird to ask this but... can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

I know this is supposed to be emo joke but anyone wan't to play Rocket League? I'm on Ps4 by the way! My Name: Box3d_by_Clapped

Why is death taken so lightly? Because anyone can take it.

I can't make anymore songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like give it a like so I can continue making more songs. If anyone would like a song played type it in the comments, Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner The joke is I new right after she said I'll call you She was lying to me, not surprised even a little The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call , but did I really think she was going to, I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place, I think it was just to prove I was right , I'm unwanted LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS

Anyone else think high school musical would of been a better film with a school shooter

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I think I found the worst joke in life ,For me it's that i have always been unwanted and alone for my hole life and I've have never even been In a relationship with anyone and I'm 31 years old and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy ,all I get out of life, is seeing everyone else with someone ,and knowing it will never happen for me , I think that's the worst joke I can think of .LIFE. Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with I apologize with the wording to this it's another thing I am a failure at

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