Answer jokes
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What do you call a?
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
The professor said, "I think this question raises a few problems."
The student replied, "That is not a question; that is an answer."
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child's whisper, "Hello."
"Is your Mummy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with him?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to the ambulancemen and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."
Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..."Me!"
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.