Quiz: Turn what for what?
Answer Jokes
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
What do you call a?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
