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You know who else has dementia?
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At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"