Answer jokes

Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)

Quiz: Turn what for what?

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

Guess what?

Guess what?

Chicken butt.

Got them!

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.

What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?

Answer: Attorney General William Barr!

How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"

What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?

Answer: Keri Lake!

Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?

Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

You know who else has dementia?

Comments for answer.

With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.

What do you call a?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't have a home.

Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?

Answer: It tastes better.

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?

Answer:

These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!