What are a pedophiles shoes called
Answer: WHITE VANS
IF an emo and a leaf are ina tree which one will fall first?
ANSWER: The leaf, the rope saved the emo
Question: what is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke? Answer: one is 10 babies in a trash can the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?” “Under my bench,” he replies.
French: Toto est à l’école et demande s’il peut aller au salle de bain. La maîtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande à Toto, “Où est le plus grand riviere du monde ?” “Sous mon banc,” il répond.
What do you tell someone who has depression Answer: just hang in there
why did the kid go in the guys van
answer: he thought he was being adopted
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here
My Girlfriend asked "why is this test so long and hard?" I then said "you know what else is long and hard..." She was amazed!
I think ur hairline might have the hiccups
Answer to it:u might have do give a wash in the shower
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward 😵😂😂
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer, that at least i can scan my worth at the supermarket.
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box
Question Your American when your not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when your in the restroom.
Answer European (Your a peein')
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Its this girl named deaf waht a weird name but i know that cause i was ear hustling. But anyway evertime i call her she doesn't answer i wanna clap some cheeks tonight how could she hate me when she dont no me
what came first he chicken or the egg?
I dont know go google it.
Joke:What do you call a gay alligator detective? Answer:An Investigator
