Answer jokes
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.
When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?