ANS jokes
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.