ANS jokes
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Memes
I regret my abortion.
I didn’t know child labor was an option.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.