ANS jokes

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.

I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.

What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?

One of them is used.

The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents, buddy."

My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?

My cousin: the other half.

I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.

What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS

Call me an elevator, because I let people down.

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfie.

What's the difference between an apple and a child?

The apple gets picked.

What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?

Family Guy.