ANS jokes
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.