ANS jokes
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Memes
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.