ANS jokes
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.