ANS jokes
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
I was at an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.