ANS jokes
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!