ANS jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Why is a football stadium always so cold?
Answer: Because it has a lot of fans!
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.