ANS jokes
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Memes
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.