ANS jokes
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What is an owl that wears armor?
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.