ANS jokes
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Memes
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.