ANS jokes
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.