ANS jokes
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Two husbands walk into a bar.
The first one says, "My wife is an angel."
The second one says, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
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Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂