ANS jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Memes
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.