ANS jokes
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.