ANS jokes

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"No Way Home."

What type of flower does an orphan use?

Self-raising flour.

What do you call an emo friend group?

The Suicide Squad.

What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?

House.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.

Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What is an orphan's favorite car?

A family car.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?

A baseball game has a home run.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call it when a gay guy farts?

An abortion.