ANS jokes
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?