ANS jokes
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" đź‘ą
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Memes
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.