ANS jokes
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!