ANS jokes
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.