ANS jokes
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.